Apr 13
- my mom: we could watch War Horse. Benedict Cumberbatch is in it.
- my dad: what does he play, the horse?
- my mom: he does have the face.
- my dad: Benedict Cumberbatch walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"
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Apr 13
Oh apparently I have an enlarged liver or something, and bigger is better, so my liver is better than yours. I’ve named it emperor.
— Sarah Cohn
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Apr 07
are Hindus not allowed to say yolo because they get reincarnated?
— sarah (via positivemilkhotel)
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Apr 02
dude it’s chill he probz met fiddy when he worked at the mtvoh no he did and he said that fiddy was a “pretty good guy” and yes he calls him fiddy WHy. my brother got a pair of shoes today and called them dope. there’s a really good chance that there will be rapping at the passover seder yippee
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Mar 21
Cohn Commentary on Soul Surfer
- Gaby: She was like, waving her arm over the side of the surfboard. She was asking for it.
- Sarah: That's justifying shark culture.
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Mar 20
the joke is that my last name is cohn and it’s pronounced like cone
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Feb 20
what is a foo fighter, dear?
— my grandmother (via positivemilkhotel)
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